Steven Martin, best milkshake ever (besides my milkshake cuz my milkshake brings ALL the boys), and doc update

Hey blog readers. Thanks for checking in. Today's blog is dedicated to Steven Martin. Steven is a former student, a dear friend, and a premiere fashionista and stylist. He is celebrated by me on multiple levels and I love him very much.

Through the years, he and I have shared a lot. We cried together after the death of our friend Sam Herr, we shouted at one-another when discussing Sarah Palin (because he loves her and I think she's insane), we skated together at my 40th birthday bash, we pondered religion on multiple levels, we had out tea leaves read by an amazing Turkish woman, and most importantly--we shared amazing food at roscoes chicken and waffles. Steven, you say I inspire you and have helped you find yourself--well DITTO! You sir are taking NYC by storm and I couldn't be more proud. Well done, boo. Here is Steven's website. You should all check it out. http://theboyinboots.com/

Ok--so this week I tried a few new foods and restaurants, and here is the breakdown:

The new Dorito shell at Taco Bell is brilliant. It's not as messy as it sounds and it is delicious. I love it and no more really needs to be said. Yes, I know that Taco Bell is disgusting and yes, I know how bad the food is for me, but guess what people--I love it and am not ashamed. You should all try it.

If anyone is ever in the San Diego area you must and I mean MUST try The Corvette Diner. I went to this place last week and had the best milkshake of my life. The burger was pretty amazing too--in fact--the burger was one of the best I've ever had. I think Drake wrote a song about it. The decor is fabulous and the waitstaff is fun. Um....also, you can have a huge tray of freshly made cotton candy brought to your table. I'm going to go there as often as I possibly can

Lester's fixins is a novelty soda company and here is a heads up about their soda--IT'S DISGUSTING. I truly believe it could and should be used as a form of torture. Do not buy this soda--not even the peanut butter and jelly flavor. I would rather do ALL of the following than taste any of these sodas ever again: listen to Rush Limbaugh for a straight week, vote for Rick Santorum, take a class with Pat Kearney, eat sweet potatoes covered in cilantro, and wear a dress. There ya go.

So--the documentary is going well. It's one of those projects that is both exciting and exhausting at the same time. It would be a lot easier if I could only think about it every once in a while, but it is all consuming for me. It's like a combination of being in paradise and in hell at the same time--sheer terror covered in rainbows. That's how comedy is though--and my life for that matter. Stay tuned on how you can be involved in this amazing project. We have some cool gifts for your support. I'll keep you posted.

I'm working hard on my summer show which of course will be taking place in IOWA on June 29th and 30th. More details like ticket info will be posted as soon as I know them.

I have tons of shows coming up both in LA and The OC--so make sure to check my FB page if you wanna see a show. I'm also working on booking some other summer shows throughout the country so watch out for that stuff too cuz I know I have fans all over the place.

I finally jumped on The Hunger Games bandwagon---um--yeah--it's pretty epic. I LOVED the first book. I read it in three hours and simply cannot wait for Jamie to give me the second one next week.

I miss Glee and cannot wait for it to return. There are so many Glee haters out there which makes me super sad. I truly think it's the greatest show to ever be on TV and if I had one wish I would want to guest star on the show and do a song/dance with Brittana. They would both adore me--I already know.

Myriam will be reading in Long Beach on April 6th with Sister Spit. You should all come out for this epic moment. Dorothy Allison is touring with them this year, and she is my WT inspiration--so I get to watch two of my s/heroes read in one night.

Both Rhianna and Chris Brown need less attention.

I am on a mission to find a banjo.

Ok--that's it for today. Thanks for reading and for all of your support. One love. Deuces!