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Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Short post with 10 horribly amazing songs.

Hello blog readers. Thanks for checking in. All is well in my world. I'm extremely busy which is a nice switch from having way too much free time on my hands. Today's post will be short, but at least there will be one.

Here is a list of 10 horrible songs that I love very much. These songs are so bad that they are good. Chances are most of my friends and readers will like at least 7 of these songs.

1.  Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepson
What does that song even mean?



2. Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice
You know all the words too so don't even judge me.



3. Billy Joel. Any song by Billy Joel especially We Didn't Start the Fire
The synthesizer is so overused in his music, but that's what makes it so amazing.



4. We Built This City by Starship
This song is the nucleus of my teenage years



5. Barbie Girl by Aqua
BRILLIANCE! I want to make a video of this song starring, ME!



6. Friday by Rebecca Black
Best worst song ever



7. Beer for My Horses
Who would give beer to a horse? Toby Keith--that's who.



8. Dilemma by Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland
Nelly and Kelly? Nuf said.





9. Dancing on the Ceiling by Lionel Ritchie
Recently I had a student ask me if I knew that Nicole Ritchie's dad used to be a singer. I plan on failing her at the end of the semester.



10. I Need A Doctor by Eminem featuring his lover, Dr Dre.



Ok--there you have it.

Yes it's true. A "Real Housewife of Orange County" petitioned to be in my class. I did not let her add.

I have nothing else to say tonight. It's been a long day. Myriam's parents arrive tomorrow and will  be here for a few days. Also, I will be performing at The laugh Factory tomorrow night at 8:00. It's going to be an amazing show.

Enjoy the rest of your day.

4 comments:

  1. Aidreiahhnugh TaustiedSeptember 18, 2012 at 9:24 PM

    VANILLA! He's the OG Eminem! Love that guy! Havnt seen him since Surreal Life. You and Gurbs were right! It was Jesus Jugs!
    I'd shave my legs if you'd do a Barbie Girl video! It would totally rock hard! I haven't heard of a lot of those jams.
    Have a blast with the Gurba crew!
    And kickass at the laugh factory! I know you will! Can't wait for your next post!

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  2. OMG....I LOVE we built this city!!! so bad, its AMAZING!!!

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  3. Funniest blog to date. FAIL THAT BITCH.

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  4. Wait.... why didn't you let the real housewife of OC in!? It could of been your ticket on TV!!!!

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