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Thursday, May 5, 2011

The pain of a ginger, tow companies, things that start with s, and inappropriate attire.

I think it's been over a week since my last post. Let's just say that it's been the best of weeks, it's been the worst of weeks. No biggie.

I'm like a Phoenix!!!! Ya know, the bird--not the city.

Ok--let's see....what is going on? Osama, Obama, My mama. One is dead, one was forced to prove that he was born in the U.S., and one had her 58th birthday on Tuesday. Wow mom--you are gettin' up there.

Today I saw two tow trucks with interesting company names. One was ironic and one was clever. Emergency Hookers is the one I will always call if I need help. The other was called All American Tow. The truck was a Toyota therefore NOT all American.

I love  the 7 11 Coffee bar. Today it was extra awesome because the blueberry flavored coffee was right next to the butter toffee flavored. I mix the two of them, so it was nice not to have to move. The man next to me was wearing tighty whiteys and a blue t shirt. Seriously, that was all that he had on. Is that legal? If it is, I don't think it should be. Chones are an undergarment--not shorts.

What did Mariah Carey name her children?

One of my Chapman students' sorority broke a world record yesterday. They created the world's largest thank you card. I think that is pretty cool. Way to go Camille and sisters.

Things that I do not like that start with the letter S:
Sweet potatoes
Scrabble
The Simpsons
Sour candy
Snakes
Sand
Spumoni
Snowboarding
Snooki
Salsa

Things that I like that start with the letter S
Sesame Street
Snuggies
South Dakota
Seinfeld
Soda water
Sandwiches
Sweater vests
Storytelling
Sandra Bullock
Snoop Dogg

Here is a very interesting fact:
People with red hair aka "gingers" need more anesthesia than the average person for pain. Apparantly, they feel more pain and are more sensitive to it than everyone else. Poor gingers!! Does that mean they have to pay extra when they get surgery, because anesthesia is frickin expensive? The bill for my mastectomy was $57,000 and more than half of that was just for the anesthesiologist. BTW--it was an outpatient surgery. Isn't that a RIDICULOUS amount of money?

You're so vain, you probably think this blog post is about you.

If you purposefully create an atmosphere of compassion in everything that you do--that will make your own life pretty awesome.

Myriam and I have decided to go camping this summer for a weekend. Neither of us are fans of camping, but we thought it sounded fun. We are gonna make smores, go hiking, do some birdwatching, and collect leaves. Doesn't that sound like fun? That's what I thought.

Went to Cafe Piccolo for dinner. It was REALLY REALLY good. We needed a nice evening out.

Tomorrow I am taking a 9 hr Reiki training class. I cannot wait. In simple terms, Reiki is Japanese technique for stress reduction and energy healing. My friend Kat is a master Reiki teacher, and I am her guest at the class. I'm really looking forward to the experience.

Today I will close with a joke.
A blind man walked into a store with his guide dog. He immediately picked up his dog and begun to swing him around by the leash like he was a toy. The store clerk came over to the man and said, "can I help you sir?" The blind man replied, "no, I'm just looking around." HAHAHAHA.

That's it for now y'all. It's nice to fully have my life back. Look out cuz there is no stopping me now. Thanks for reading. Comments are always appreciated.

5 comments:

  1. I like

    Sweet treats
    Singing
    Smiles
    Swan creek candles
    Soup
    Snickers peanut butter
    Sandals
    Sandwiches

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  2. You forgot ONE OTHER S - Stevie

    The names of the Towing companies are pretty funny.
    I hear you about the camping. I actually bought a tent the other week (an 8 person tent) I plan on using it this summer but at the same time, Im not a big fan of the bugs and lack of showering aspect of camping. Oh well, we all need some nature here and there. Although it would be hysterical to go camping with you and M. Kind of like trying to go bowling with you two. Always an adventure.
    So how big was the card that broke the record?

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  3. Hi
    TJ
    Mariah Carey named the twins who were born on Saturday. she named her son Moroccan Scott Cannon, nickname “Roc”. Scott is Nick Cannon’s middle anme and his grandmother’s maiden name.

    The Moroccan comes from Mariah’s NYC apartment called the Moroccan Room and is also the place where Nick proposed.
    Her daughter’s name is just Monroe Cannon. Monroe after Marilyn Monroe who “inspired” Mariah her whole life.

    Sharon

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  4. Awesome post, Teej! I read it in class but only because I can't get enough of you and your larger than life personality. I will miss this class and having you as a professor.

    <3 Jeannette

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  5. hey teach,
    Its already the end of the semester and i just took my first look at the ghettopolitan. Fucking awesome! My attention span only took me through a few of your latest blogs but ill be back for more. See you thurs.

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