I like postmodernism, but it's getting a little out of control. For those of you who do not know--postmodernism is the putting together of things that one normally wouldn't combine. That is of course MY definition and it's quite elementary at that, but I think most people just want simple interpretations so there ya go. In graduate school I was forced to read Foucault, Butler, Jameson, Derrida, Wittengenstein, yada yada yada and I think they all pretty much say the same thing--when you put stuff together that doesn't belong together and it works--that's postmodernism. Anyway, I think it's getting a little out of control.
Here is a short list of some of the things I think should be left alone. See, sometimes the pure and simple should just stay pure and simple. It's all food and beverages. Let me know what you think.
1. Chocolate chip cookies and grilled cheese sandwiches.
|Maple Bacon! NO!|
|NO. I MEAN, NO!!|
|Good Lord, NO!|
|Yeah--salmon belongs on a pizza! NO!|
|YES! Simple and elegant!|
|Donut Burger? Yeah--NFW!|
|For God's sake--just eat the meat!!|
|A burger on pita--hell no!!|
|The inventor of these should be shot! So wrong!|
I think the song "Shoop" by Salt n Pepa is one of the greatest songs ever written. I believe I will sing that song at karaoke this week.
Here is a snap of me and Izzy right before she cut my hair. I LOVE Izzy!!
Thanks for reading, everyone. I'll be back tomorrow with something very witty to say.